Tuesday, August 4, 2009

The Wal-Mart Education

Just in case you ever need this information...

If you find a baby kitten who doesn't even have its eyes open yet and decide to save it's little life and bottle feed it, you have still more to do. You see, one thing that most people don't know is that the mama kitty licks her sweet little babies' back ends. This stimulates them to "do their business." Without the licking...no deal! And a statistic thrown in -- this is why 97% of kittens who are bottle fed don't live. But don't worry, you don't have to lick the kitten's back end yourself. If you have a dog, they can do the job for you.

All of this during my five minutes in the Wal-Mart check-out line. A Wal-Mart cashier has much more to offer than meets the eye.

2 comments:

ellerbee eight said...

Ha ha ha ha. Sounds like an afternoon with Jack. I'm so afraid he's going to start educating the public with his knowledge. Good to know in case I end up with a baby kitten, which as you know, at my house, could totally happen in the blink of an eye.

Linda Story Runnebaum said...

I am cracking up AGAIN!!!! I know, you can find out all kinds of information in the Walmart checkout line. LOL!!!